Back in April when I first started playing around with ChatGPT, I had no clue what I was doing. I still don’t, but I’ve played around more since then and produced some oddly entertaining fishing stories that I’ll eventually get around to putting up.
I did a little more exploring around the AI world and how words were being written and images, both illustrations and what passes as photography, were being generated. Interesting in their own ways. I even tried to see if I could produce a photograph that resembles my photographs, but it was more involved than I care to do and to get the best results you have to subscribe to whatever software you choose. Not worth the money in my eyes.
For as apocalyptic and dystopian as I can be, I’m still not as convinced as others seem to be that it can destroy us and the world. There sure seems to be a lot of noise out there predicting the worse. I could be wrong. It was a little worrying to hear that they put VP Harris, our Border Czar, in place as our AI czar. Considering how badly our border has deteriorated since she was put in charge, it could just be a matter of time before she let’s AI destroy us all. A precedent has been set.
For me, controlling AI is simple. Shut off the power. Don’t access anything internet from your phone or computer and AI doesn’t exist. Works for me.
For this one, I wanted ChatGPT to write fishing reports about fishing the Fox River like I would. The results were borderline pathetic, but as I said, I didn’t really know what I was doing.
So this time I asked ChatGPT the following:
Write a Fox river fishing report like outdoor writer Ken Gortowski would write.
I had ChatGPT generate four reports and I was going to pick the best one to put up. Since these are short and not particularly exciting, I’m putting up all four and I’ll let the reader decide the value of each.
Version 1
As the sun rises over the Fox River, anglers eagerly anticipate another day on the water. The river is flowing at a perfect pace, not too fast nor too slow, and the water temperature is just right. It’s the kind of day that makes you want to stay out all day long.
The walleye bite has been consistent, with many anglers reporting good catches using jigs and minnows. The key is to find the right depth, which seems to be around 8 to 10 feet. Fishing near structure such as logs, rocks, or drop-offs can also increase your chances of success.
Smallmouth bass have also been active, with many anglers reporting catches using crankbaits and jigs. Look for rocky areas or areas with current for the best results.
Trout fishing has been good in the upper stretches of the river, especially in the colder water near the headwaters. Anglers have had success using flies such as woolly buggers and nymphs.
As always, be sure to check the regulations and practice catch and release whenever possible to help preserve the river’s natural resources. Tight lines, and happy fishing!
Version 2
As I sit here on the banks of the Fox River, I am reminded of why this body of water is one of the Midwest’s most sought-after fishing destinations. The Fox River’s pristine waters are teeming with a variety of fish species, making it a favorite spot for anglers of all levels.
Today, the river is running clear and steady, with a temperature hovering around 55 degrees. The water level is normal for this time of year, and the current is just right to entice fish to bite. The weather is overcast with a few scattered showers, but that hasn’t stopped the fish from feeding.
In terms of what’s biting, smallmouth bass and walleye seem to be the most active. I’ve had the most success using a brown or black jig tipped with a minnow or nightcrawler. Slowly jigging the bait along the bottom has resulted in some decent-sized fish. In addition to these species, I’ve also seen some nice-sized catfish being caught on cut bait.
The key to success on the Fox River is to be patient and persistent. Don’t be afraid to try different bait and lure combinations until you find what works best. Keep an eye on the water conditions and adjust your approach accordingly. And of course, always remember to practice catch-and-release to help preserve the river’s fish populations.
Overall, it’s been another great day on the Fox River. With the river’s abundance of fish and beautiful scenery, it’s no wonder why this is such a popular spot for anglers from near and far.
Version 3
As the early morning sun broke over the horizon, the Fox River came alive with the sounds of nature and the faint hum of fishermen eagerly anticipating the day’s catch. With water levels holding steady and temperatures remaining mild, conditions were prime for a successful day on the water.
As I made my way downstream, I observed a variety of techniques being employed by the skilled anglers who lined the banks. From spinners and jigs to live bait and fly fishing, each angler had their own approach and seemed confident in their chances of hooking into some of the Fox River’s famed smallmouth bass.
As the day progressed, it became evident that the smallmouth were indeed active and feeding. Numerous catches were reported throughout the day, with many anglers landing multiple fish in the 14-18 inch range. The most successful presentations seemed to be small crankbaits and finesse jigs, fished slowly along rocky drop-offs and other structure.
In addition to the smallmouth, a few walleye and northern pike were also landed, providing some variety to the day’s catch. The walleye were caught on live bait rigs near deeper holes, while the pike were taken on larger spinnerbaits and topwater lures in the shallow weedy areas.
As the day drew to a close and the sun began to set, the Fox River remained a picturesque backdrop for the anglers who had spent the day on its waters. With the sound of water rushing over rocks and the distant calls of wildlife, it was clear that the Fox River remained a special place for those who love to fish and appreciate the beauty of the outdoors.
Version 4
As I cast my line into the tranquil waters of Fox River, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of anticipation. The river has been alive with activity lately, with anglers reporting some impressive catches of late. As an avid outdoorsman and seasoned angler, I was eager to see what the Fox River had in store for me today.
The water was crystal clear, reflecting the clear blue sky above. I could see small schools of minnows darting around, enticing the bigger fish to strike. I decided to start with a tried-and-true lure, a Rapala Shad Rap, and worked my way downstream.
It didn’t take long for the action to start. I felt a sharp tug on my line and set the hook. As I began to reel in my line, I could feel the weight of the fish on the other end. It was a feisty smallmouth bass, putting up a good fight and jumping out of the water as I brought it closer to shore. It was a solid catch, measuring in at 17 inches and weighing just over 2 pounds.
As the day progressed, I continued to have success with a variety of lures, including spinners, jigs, and live bait. The river was teeming with fish, and I was able to reel in a nice mix of smallmouth and largemouth bass, walleye, and even a few channel catfish.
One of the highlights of the day was landing a massive northern pike that put up a fierce battle. It was a true trophy fish, measuring in at 36 inches and weighing over 15 pounds. It was a catch that I won’t soon forget.
As the sun began to set on the Fox River, I couldn’t help but feel grateful for such an incredible day on the water. The river was alive with activity, and the fish were biting like crazy. It’s no wonder that Fox River is known as one of the best fishing destinations in the Midwest. If you’re looking for a great day of fishing, I highly recommend giving it a try. You won’t be disappointed.
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I mentioned in the first story I wrote about ChatGPT that I believe I could easily pass off these stories as legit.
I still hold by that comment.
I could easily take any one of the 4 versions above and send it to local papers or some mediocre fishing magazine that covers midwest fishing and they’d be glad to have the fishing input. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
I could charge them money for this, but it seems almost sinful to do that from my long time Catholic guilt point of view. But then, I could change my mind for a few bucks.
In a few future posts I’ll put up some things I had ChagGPT write that’s a bit more interesting. I was even a little surprised by what it produced.
More later.
